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September 2nd 

yeet anyone you want to this day
"hey cassidy it's september 2nd you know what that means"
"please don't yeet me
September 2nd by hahhahahwh October 27, 2019

September 2nd 

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back
On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!
September 2nd by sKIDDDROE231 September 1, 2020

September 2nd 

September 2nd is international Shut Up Cullen day! Tell all of your friends called Cullen to shut up whenever you see them
Toby: Shut up Cullen
Cullen: Why man
Toby: It’s September 2nd, so it’s international shut up Cullen day
September 2nd by Fuck Cullen August 31, 2020

September 2nd 

National Glizzy Gluck 3,000 day. Give someone a good time
Ayo you hear what day it is?
I’m gonna have a a good September 2nd
September 2nd by Sum1witapebis September 2, 2021

September 2nd 

September 2nd is the day that the Breathtaking One, Keanu Reeves, was created
On September 2nd,
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas:hey it's sept 2nd keanu reeves was born tod-
The Breathtaking One: did someone say breathtaking
literally everyone: o frick its keanu reeves

September 2nd 

September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.
"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"