scrohemoth

(n) where the ballsack of an obese male is so severely sandwiched by the fat on their thighs that their entire genitals resemble something like a cross between a blue elephant and a white rhino.

Fat Guy - "Wanna play with my fossil bitch?"
Hooker - "Dude, that ain't no fossil. That's a fucking living and breathing scrohemoth!"

by CringWorthy January 21, 2015