schmuck-douche Share definition Flag noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag. I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche. schmuck-douche by Phephalump October 22, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the schmuck-douche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
