ralfpoo 

the act of vomiting into a toilet after one has pooped and hasn't flushed yet, producing a bad smell and weird colors.

ralfpoo comes from "ralf" meaning vomit and the word "poo".

This morning i had a bad hangover from drinking the night before. I also had alot of beans the last night, resulting in me ralfpooing on 3 different occasions, each smelled really bad.

ralfpoo by Nickgee October 18, 2009

Ralfploy

An extremely frugal individual, caring not for any interests other than his own when in the company of others. One who will seize assets belonging to others whilst on holiday. A 'three times tea bag user', One who 'waters down the milk'. A frequent unwanted visitor. 50 pence head.

That fella wouldn't give you the steam off his piss... He is as tight as a 'ralfploy'... Or, It's minus 6 out there, turn on the heating - you are as tight as a 'ralfploy'.

Ralfploy by Boomsong January 9, 2009