poppy flavored lollipop 

micronesian

the guy stealing your beetle nut is a poppy flavored lollipop

poppy flavored lollipop by mino'aka June 30, 2011

Poopy flavored lollipop 

being a poopy flavored lollipop basically means you're useless in a particular situation or just in general.

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
- said by PatchesO'Houlihan

Poopy flavored lollipop by stankfist February 7, 2009