poopmagnet Share definition Flag When a person is attracted to poop. This is common to find in Wales and Ireland however is looked down upon in most communities. Me: EWW! Dog poop. Them: Looks really nice might take it home. Me: You are a Poopmagnet? poopmagnet by PoopMagnet God April 20, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the poopmagnet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch