pocket stylus 

When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.

Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.

"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.

pocket stylus by Mastro-K April 24, 2016