parka monkey 

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

parka monkey by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

Jarassic park monkey bike 

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

Jarassic park monkey bike by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

car park money by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017