old crapper Share definition Flag One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death. Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face old crapper by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the old crapper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch