obschlong

A very long schlong, spawned from a combination of the words oblong and schlong.

"Hey, can I see your obschlong?"
"Fuck no, bitch!"

obschlong by MG masterov January 2, 2021

Obscilonjubongous 

(prounounce: ob-see-lon-ju-bon-goos)
Meaning: totally bonkers!

Waiter: Please cook the lizard salad.
Cook: Are you being obscilonjubongous or something?
Waiter: Lemme check up urbandictionary.

Obscilonjubongous by DrW8ty February 12, 2021