mittleschmertz

A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.

"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!

by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008

Mittelschmerz

Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.

It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain

Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz

Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.

period pain Mittelschmerz

by s4lt0s March 15, 2014

Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019