misty bong hit Share definition Flag (verb) To suck a fart out of a girls ass during sex and holding it in like a bong hit. Yo man I choked for about a half hour last night after my girl gave me an awsome misty bong hit. misty bong hit by stickyfeet54 December 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the misty bong hit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch