microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.

Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.

microwave woman by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011

Microwaveromantic 

When you fall in love with your microwave because of how good a friend it is to you

“Did you hear that XYZ is a microwaveromantic?”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”

Microwaveromantic by REKKUJ October 26, 2022