michael stipe 

Lead singer of the rockband REM. His obscure and cryptic lyrics, along with his weird personality and particular voice, played a big part in the huge success of the band.

What was Michael thinking when he wrote this?

michael stipe by Turbodent December 19, 2004

Michael Stipe 

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.

Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.

Michael Stipe by Peppeche January 14, 2008

Michael Stipe 

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

Michael Stipe by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020