mata hairy Share definition Flag a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long! mata hairy by Brad Broach March 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the mata hairy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch