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Love Throb 

A relationship tool used primarily by married couples to keep their love life spontaneously active.
Bruh, stop complaining that sex stops after marriage. You better get Love Throb before you end up in divorce court.
Love Throb by nupeatl September 1, 2019

Throbbing Python of Love 

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick
His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.