lisa fucker

There are many kinds of Lisa in this world, but this specific one has almost extinguished, we believe there is one left located in Germany. A lisa fucker is a human who could unexpectedly appear while you are about to cook apples with cinnamon and ear fuck you very loud.

Jimmy: Goddamn son, you heard what happened to Ben last week?
Bas: No man, I was doing squats all day.
Jimmy: Some lisa fucker got him, he can't hear anymore.
Bas: Damn homes, he must have got ear fucked hard