lardster 

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

lardster by Nicky G June 22, 2005

ladster 

Another way to say lad, still meaning the same but with a slightly more personal touch.

Hey , you aint my ladster you cheeky ross.

ladster by auha fafa May 15, 2016