keighleyite Share definition Flag An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles keighleyite by Jimbone October 7, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the keighleyite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch