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the answer to a phonecall by a telemarketer
Idiot telemarketer: Hello, is -insert mispronounced name- there?
Me: I'm sorry, it they/he/she) died.
it died by Aya-kun February 29, 2004

I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? 

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.