insomniagnostyslexic 

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog

Ever since the cat was hit by the schoolbus, I've become a real insomniagnostyslexic.

insomniagnostyslexic by kevink07/bevyb3 October 11, 2005

insomniagnostyslexic 

A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.

After reviewing the will left by his former wife, the poor man became an insomniagnostyslexic.

insomniagnostyslexic by abab October 14, 2005