icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.

"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.

icecream shits by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010

Shits Ice Cream 

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

Shits Ice Cream by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008