hooker looker 

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute

"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"

hooker looker by J.L.E. May 24, 2007

The hooker no looker 

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

The hooker no looker by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019