hoddleskin 

The hoddleskin is said to be so tight that not even the pointy end of a needle can penetrate it's anus hole.
A hoddleskin's diet includes spaghetti, but stays well away frow strawberries as the seeds lodge themselves internally upon trying to exit.

"Look at him go!, he's moving like a hoddleskin!"

hoddleskin by Weebelow July 10, 2019

Hodgeskins Complex 

A rare complex that exsists in select few males, in which in tense situations they simply cannot refrain from naming parts of the female anatomy in grotesque detail. Discovered in the early 22nd century by Doctors Bill Fox and Tim Kustusch.

Dan Hodnik suffers from a severe case of Hodgeskins Complex.

Hodgeskins Complex by Foxer February 5, 2004

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

soft play hotdesking by llamacroft October 13, 2014