gorf stick 

Someone who likes to gobble

That gorf stick likes to gobble

gorf stick by Andreas Megalopoutsogyftes November 26, 2013

Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018