flat waffle 

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

flat waffle by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

flawaffle 

A cross between flapjack and waffle. Delicious :)
Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a Spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

flawaffle by Irenical May 6, 2011