fitzmagoo

A derisory moniker for Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, the prosecutor looking into the possible leaking of CIA employee Valerie Plame's possible undercover status by someone in the Bush administration. Has also indicted Cheney Chief of Staff Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for various charges. Recalls the comic figure Mr. Magoo, who was so vision-impaired he could barely see his own nose. Used by those that see Fitzgerald as incompetent.

'Fitzmagoo' today announced new subpoenas for news reporters involved in the Plame leak case.

fitzmagoo by germo June 11, 2006

Fitzmagic 

(v.) Making a turkey-hole throw whilst looking in the completely opposite direction.

Used when referring to NFL QB Ryan Fitzpatrick in relation to the Dolphins-Raiders game in 2020. Fitzpatrick made the 34-yard game-winning throw while being pulled the other direction by his facemask in the last seconds of the game.

“Damn, did you see the fitzmagic that quarterback just pulled?”

Fitzmagic by ReimaginedChaos December 26, 2020