filmjolk Share definition Flag When a movie is so bad you projectile vomit and shit at the same time. I'm headed to the mall to get new pants. I went to see Soul Plane and it was so bad that I filmjolked everywhere. filmjolk by PyroSlacker November 16, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the filmjolk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch