fdot

The past tense of forget.

Oh, crap in a bucket, I fdot my shoes at the bar again.

fdot by Cheezy Grin March 31, 2009

fdotus 

The First Dog of the United States

Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"

fdotus by Camelbaker May 22, 2016