fat homo

michelle
the ultimate in obesity
her width is wider than any other
her homo-ness is huge
she is the fat homo!

michelle - hi guys
everyone - omgsh michelle you are so fat, go away you fat homo
michelle - *tear* *runs away her fat jiggling everywhere knocking the year 7-ers out of the way and crushing them too*

fat homo by meredith. May 13, 2008

Fat Tire Homo 

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

Fat Tire Homo by FTH GREG June 8, 2010

Fat Fucking Homosexual 

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.

Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

Fat Fucking Homosexual by John McCaffity May 8, 2019