endocrinology

The study of fat people, hairy women and midgets.

I went to Paris and started studying all the hairy women and thought I could open an Endocrinology clinic on the spot.

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endochronology

The amount of time after smoking a joint before one either talking about aliens or ordering a pizza.

That strain has a 52 second endochronology.

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The amount of time after smoking a joint before you start either talking about aliens or ordering a pizza.

That strain has a fifty-two second endochronology.

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