endocrat 

someone who thinks every problem can be solved with a joint session of some fine marijuana

You must think that everything is so easy that as an endocrat you could stop wars with just a ounce of marijuana in hand.

endocrat by Otra-kei November 18, 2009

endocrab 

A very scary crab that will murder you if you try to speak to it. The Endocrab can be nice but it is very rare. It is known to have abusive relationships with its friends.

Wow I found a Endocrab! I will never be the same!

endocrab by Autisma June 10, 2020

endocranial flatulation 

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.

Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.

endocranial flatulation by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008