douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

douchesnorkle

a device used when her pussy is stanky that you need snorkle equipment to go down on her

i left my douchesnorkle at home and this bitch is expecting me to eat that shit

by Dr moose knuckle May 8, 2018