douche shuttle 

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

douche shuttle by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

douche space shuttle 

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.

"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."

douche space shuttle by triangle77 February 24, 2014