dork-a-muss Share definition Flag A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters. -S.C. 1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl! 2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss dork-a-muss by Suechan January 27, 2007 0 0 Get merch