diyd diyd 

damn if you do, damn if you don't

Catch-22 is a variation of diyd diyd.

diyd diyd by professor whippee f May 11, 2009

DIYD/DIYDont 

Useful in writing to avoid actually writing a cliche, while using one. Works in writing only, as most such acros.
Doomed if you do/doomed if you don't
can't say DIYDx2, because the 2nd D is different

Well, they get you somehow - DIYD/DIYDont, you know that cliche with doomed in it?

DIYD/DIYDont by vivauganda January 19, 2011