dirty mush 

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

dirty mush by GRUBPLATE June 27, 2020

Dirty Mushroom 

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.

That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom

Dirty Mushroom by zack dazuk July 7, 2011

Dirtymuthafuka 

Dirty Mother Fukker

A dirty person

Nicky: That bish Kratos is a dirtymuthafuka
Shadez: Yes that dirtymuthafuka

Tony: I feel like a dirtymuthafuka
Nicky: You are

Dirtymuthafuka by NickyWakko March 22, 2010