dirt bagel 

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

dirt bagel by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

Dirtbagerie

The act of acting like a dirt bag.

1.Prepare yourself for a weekend of dirtbagerie.

2.Those Shysters are up to some kind of dirtbagerie.
3.I can not believe the amount of dirtbagerie that I have just witnessed!

Dirtbagerie by Johnny2bits February 26, 2013