dickfluenza

An Ol' Scabby Penis - aka rare strain of hepatitis X, aka dickenpox

"Apparently dickenpox starts with influenza symptoms... of the dick"
"DICKFLUENZA"

dickfluenza by Power_Bottom May 21, 2018

Dickfluence 

1. Relying on male dominance and power to affect a person, thing, or course of events.

2. Power to sway or affect based on falic dominance: Ron Jeremy used his dickfluence to secure the autobiography book deal.

See also: Pussuation

The successful sales rep relied on his dickfluence to close the deal with the impressionable clients.

Dickfluence by escwinos October 19, 2013