creyola

A person of various undetermined races, often a resident of metropolitan North America. Not a slur per se, more just a way of saying you have no idea and you'd rather not make an ass out of yourself by guessing.
(After the brand of crayons.)

Dick: "Where is Vaj from? Spain?"
Harry: "Dunno. I don't think Spain. Maybe Morocco?"
Dick: "Are you sure? He looks more Hindi than Moroccan."
Harry: "Didn't he say his mom was from Haiti?"
Dick: "I don't remember. His dad looks Russian or Mongolian or something."
Harry: "So you have no idea?"
Dick: "Nope. I guess that makes him a creyola, doesn't it?"
Harry: "Guess so. Hey, isn't he going to med school or something?"

creyola by Krastofer October 26, 2007

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Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

Crap from crayola by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

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brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

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Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

Crayola Cookie by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022