crappucino (latte) Share definition Flag The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used. It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets. crappucino (latte) by WingZer0 September 17, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the crappucino (latte) mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch