cram hard Share definition Flag Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name. Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary. cram hard by PeePee December 10, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the cram hard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch