corybybee 

A person named Cory that is near a bee. This individual also has characteristics that include, but are not limited to man-boobs, small penis, usually works in a bank, kinda weasel-ish in the face, is obsessed with updating Facebook multiple times a day with random sports statistics pulled straight off SportCenters Homepage in a desperate attempt to convince his male friends and himself that he is not a homosexual.

Dude: "Hey stop checkin' out facebook, yur corybybee!!!!"

Cory: "Thanks brother, the last thing I need is more swelling in my chest!"

corybybee by Sick&tired of the bee August 1, 2009