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concord grape 

Someone who was born in a city/town called Concord
Sabrina: So where were you born?

Kerri: i was born in Concord

Sabrina: Your such a concord grape
concord grape by DizzyLizzy March 3, 2007

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.