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moist back door cold front 

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

ColdMonsta 

A person/thing that is worthy of being classified as :outstanding...Lebron James is " A ColdMonsta "... that "Bently" is A ColdMonsta"...choose yours!!
Lebron James is a ColdMonsta on the court!
That "Bentley" is a ColdMonsta!
ColdMonsta by ColdMonsta August 12, 2014