cogmultaneous 

A contraction of cognicient and simulatneous. Therefore, simultaneously cognicient.

Amy and I were cogmultaneous in our decision to coin a new word.

cogmultaneous by The Archbishop December 26, 2008

climultaneous 

simultaneous sexual climax

Hey, do you always let your lady orgasm before you?
Nah, we usually shoot for climultaneous.

My wife woke me up 20 minutes before the alarm this morning and I still made it to work on time.
You had dawn sex and weren't late?
Climultaneous, man.

climultaneous by kawikazi April 7, 2011