clumpstafuck 

Something heavier than it should be

This air cleaner ia a clumpstafuck

clumpstafuck by Cometripper August 14, 2018

clumpdafuck 

The fuckery that occurs when all the ice cubes get detached from the bottom of your glass and Avalanche your fucking face.

Jim: man I'm really thirsty but all I have is ice.
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked

clumpdafuck by Longdickvancockmicstruggle January 29, 2015