churning the cream Share definition Flag Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation. "No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream." churning the cream by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the churning the cream mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
