chop salad Share definition Flag Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad "Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!" chop salad by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the chop salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch