cancer whore 

1. A random epithet/insult.

2. Somebody who gets their jollies from or is interested in unpopular or potentially/possibly disgusting things.

Did you hear so-and-so has a brain tumor?

Cool.

You're such a cancer whore.

cancer whore by plorqk July 18, 2008

canker whore

A whore that has herpes.

I might have let that canker whore come in my house, but I refused to let her use the bathroom. No herpes on my toilet seat!

canker whore by tits r tits February 15, 2008

saltier than a whore's canker 

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

saltier than a whore's canker by velvetcad January 2, 2011